A woman goes into a tattoo studio and asks the artist if he can tattoo her upper inner thigh areas, the artist replies that he can and what would she like.
The woman replies that on her left thigh she wanted a Christmas tree and on her right thigh the year 2010 and fireworks.
The artist asked the reason behind the 2 tattoo's and the location of them.
The woman replies "i'm sick of my husband saying that there is f**k all to eat between Christmas and new year"!
Chris